• Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnnydeppscock:

Punish the deed, not the breed.

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johnnydeppscock:

Punish the deed, not the breed.

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"Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged? You are iron. And you are strong."

n.t. (via thelittle-hobbit)

Damn right you’re iron, and do you know where iron comes from? Do you know how iron gets here? Let me tell you.

It does start with a star, but it’s not some dismal castoff from an eternal beauty, it’s so much more. Everything that makes our world came from stars, but nothing had as much effect on that star as iron.

See the sun burning in the sky? The light you see and the heat you feel are created when the sun fuses elements, the building blocks of our world, into new and heavier elements. The sun lives because more energy comes from that process than is needed to support it.

UNTIL IRON COMES ALONG.

Fusing iron — burning it to make a star shine — is nigh on impossible. Iron is strong and iron is heavy. Iron is so strong and so heavy that to make new elements from iron takes more energy than it produces. The star can’t keep up, it starts to die.

The iron that flows through your veins KILLED A STAR.

Those other metals that we so value, like gold, owe their existence to iron. As the star died it collapsed, crushing itself and making gold and platinum and other precious and powerful things. Then it exploded and scattered those metals throughout space.

Chief among them was iron. The iron whose formation was the death knell of the star. The iron whose intensity made other metals possible. The iron that was the last thing the living star could make.

Stars lived to make iron.

Stars died to make you.

(via noctumsolis)

(via callistoprime)

astrolocherry:

cancers are sweet and disarming in appearance, its really like you just want to crawl into their lap and let them hold you. they are maternal and sympathetic people who try extremely hard to get out of their ‘down’ moods. sometimes they just want to be alone so they can’t hurt anybody

(Source: questionall, via hotrocks1)

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via consacratio)

Timestamp: 1409683852

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via consacratio)

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(via iam-fire-iam-death)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

(via iam-fire-iam-death)

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

(via iam-fire-iam-death)

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

(via theprinceofgenovia)

*shy but actually a sex freak*

(Source: e-n-o, via trinaballlerina)

timothykelleherseyebrows:

rihannainfinity:

fkatwigs:

freeticketsdeeznuts:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

we’re never gonna get an album

OH MY GODDDDD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SAW IN MY LIFE I WANT THIS TATTOeD ONTO MY BACK

Hahahaha!!

i love rihanna

(via trinaballlerina)

Timestamp: 1409639225

timothykelleherseyebrows:

rihannainfinity:

fkatwigs:

freeticketsdeeznuts:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

we’re never gonna get an album

OH MY GODDDDD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SAW IN MY LIFE I WANT THIS TATTOeD ONTO MY BACK

Hahahaha!!

i love rihanna

(via trinaballlerina)

orplid:

Art-Nouveau advertising for Absinthe ‘La Fée Verte’ (The Green Fairy), France

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orplid:

Art-Nouveau advertising for Absinthe ‘La Fée Verte’ (The Green Fairy), France

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